this is william the pigeon.
he stood on the fountain beside me and hopped up in my hand to get bread.
he fought off other birds who tried to hop up beside me like a total thug.
then a pigeon came over and started to flirt with him.
william was a girl.
or a gay pigeon.
my mind has chosen gay pigeon for the sake of my story.
william the badass gay pigeon thug.