geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
theyellowbrickroad: My dad saw some scene kids sitting outside of this gas station and said “maybe they’re ghosts from 2008” omfg
resetty: what if websites had closing hours
abhortion: movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
fasterfood: f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
carryon-my-wayward-moose: audreygolightly13: ...
s-tark: where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
confusedtree: a-simple—epiphany: confusedtree: Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs Aw Hun. Go home That is not very nice. There’s not many nice people. I will bring more friends here and we will...