the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
me on my way to steal your girl
My mom just told me that when she was in college, she knew this really gullible girl, and that one night, my mom, her friends, and that girl had a sleepover and the girl asked my mom if she wasn’t gonna take off her contacts before going to sleep and my mom said she didn’t have to because they were 30-day contacts so then the girl asked her why she didn’t take them off before going to sleep so my mom said “so I can see my dreams better” AND SHE FUCKING BELIEVED HER